MeeVee’s Top Ten Wild TeeVee Predictions For 2007
With the New Year’s unforgiving talons already firmly gripping us, we feel like it’s high time we make some wild predictions about what’s in store for the spring television season. Warning: Don't bet the rent payment on these predictions. These are the long shots -- a wish list, if you will.
So let’s play the “what if” game, and reveal MeeVee’s Top Ten Wild TeeVee Predictions For 2007:
10. Lost -- Jack will finally get it on with Kate, then with Sawyer (we’ve all felt that sexual tension since day one) and finally, Locke (don’t act so surprised).
9. Grey's Anatomy -- Meredith will turn over a new leaf and begins making smart, mature decisions regarding her love life. The show will be cancelled two weeks later.
8. American Idol -- Simon Cowell will reveal his true demonic form, and declare that American Idol has been his greatest tool in his attempts to destroy civilization as we know it.
7. Ghost Whisperer -- CBS will finally just cut to the chase, and feature a full hour of Jennifer Love Hewitt speaking to the dead while topless.
6. House -- House and the gang will attempt to solve the ultimate medical mystery: How did Angelina Jolie spawn from a gene pool fertilized by Jon Voight?
5. Heroes -- Jack Bauer will join the Heroes in their quest to save the world. Jack's superpower: Doesn’t need one. He’s just a bad ass.
4. Survivor -- CBS will add a realistic element of danger to the show by releasing Rosie O’Donnell and Donald Trump onto an island with the Survivors.
3. The O.C. -- Too late. Turns out this prediction wasn’t so wild after all.
2. The War at Home -- The show’s producers will finally fire the team of chimpanzees who have been writing the scripts by smearing their waste on the wall. Sadly, this will remain one of the worst shows in the history of television.
1. Dancing With The Stars -- Two words: Menudo Reunion.
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