Britney Spears Smells A Rat, Or Something

According to the New York Post, Britney bailed on a recent photoshoot for her new perfume. Nobody's sure why, but she got angry and left in a huff. A Socialite's Life figures it was a lack of Cooler Ranch Doritos at the food table, and wants to know what the perfume smells like: "Weave glue, Red Bull and Bugles?"  I'd say it's more likely to smell like Newports, wilted roses, and kerosene, but that's just me.

The Post says this is all part of her recent attempts to "take control of her life." Typically, she's taking control in her own way- by doing whatever the hell she wants, whenever the hell she wants. And that of course is why we still love her in our own twisted way.