"So You Think You Can Dance" Finale

Let me save you the effort of watching the entire two hour finale spectacular for "So You Think You Can Dance," and tell you the key fact that everyone wants to know: Yes, Cat Deely's dress was just as bad as you would expect. She looked like someone had surgically implanted a chocolate-lace fountain in her navel.

OK, no, seriously. You want to know if anything good happened in the two hours of performances by the top twenty dancers, video clips of episodes past, and soft-focus tender moments. Nah. The moment I most liked was getting Brandon the clogger back on stage, dancing to Timbaland of all things:

"Brandon The Clogger" Uploaded by mickeymcc

OK, OK, the winner...

I was pleasantly surprised: Sabra won.