"It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" Is The New "Friends"

Remember that episode of Friends" where Phoebe's evil sister offered to help put the baby on a diet because it looked fat? The FX comedy "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" is kind of like that, only all the time. And dirtier. Much, much dirtier.

Just check out the backstage promo starring Danny Devito:

On the debut tonight, the gang finds a baby in a dumpster and decide to cast it in some commercials to make money. When the casting agent tells them there's no market for cute white babies, they spend the rest of the episode trying to figure out a way to make the baby look dark enough to turn a profit. Let me say that again: Babies for profit. If selling babies for profit is wrong, then I don't want to be right.