Weekend Picks: April 12-13

Dexter
Dexter's biological father, thought to be long dead, has died for real this time. Dexter is appointed executor of the will. Executor seems about right as a title, to be honest.

Desperate Housewives
New, for the first time since January. Secrets: Katherine can't keep them, Susan's hot young cousin can't keep them, and surprise! Someone's getting married. Bree's roof is fixed, but her life is still a disaster.

The Simpsons
Homer's old country-singing pal Lurleen Lumpkin is broke and owes back taxes to the city, so the Simpsons take her in to help her get back on her feet. Dixie Chicks guest star as themselves.