"Idol" Hangover Remedies

A few bits of morning reading, once you get the confetti out of your hair...

• A very weird story about a Long Island woman who says watching "Sex and the City" when she was a teenager turned her into a slut. Enjoy the movie! (ABCNews.com)
• Remember we wondered why "Bones" never got around to exploring the Zack-lost-his-mind-in-Iraq angle before they busted him as a serial killer (right)? Well, blame the writer's strike for that, too. (TVGuide)
• New Miley Cyrus album on the way!!! Hannah Montana, not mentioned. In other words, the campaign to make the girl all growed up, which began with those Vanity Fair pix, is moving into high gear. (Buddy TV)
• CBS may win in total viewers when the May sweeps end tonight, but Fox is ahead for the season. (TV Decoder)
• If the actors do go on strike, blame "Grand Theft Auto IV." (NYT)