Tonight's Picks: Friday, May 2

Moonlight
The vampire detective is hired as a vampire bodyguard for a Hollywood starlet who feels the paparazzi are a threat. Isn't Hollywood the real vampire here?

Friday Night Smackdown
If you're not ready for some smack after watching Smackdown, then you just don't understand how funny the word "smack" becomes if you repeat it more than five or ten times in a row.

Lemur Kingdom
It's like "Meerkat Manor," only with lemurs. Sure, it goes to anthropomorphic extremes to make these animals seem sympathetic, but is it any different from the way they try to make the stars of "The Hills" appear human?