Weekend Picks, May 10-11

There's not much on Saturday unless you like stock car racing or the NBA. But "Saturday Night Live" should be hipper than usual, with host Shia LaBeouf and musical guest My Morning Jacket.

Just screwing with you again. No "MILF Island" this weekend. But on Sunday CBS does have the two-hour season finale (and the usually lame hourlong "reunion show") for the latest installment of "Survivor." Our money's on Cirie.

 

Celia Weston guests on Sunday's "Desperate Housewives" as Susan's mother-in-law. That oughta be good. I mean, I'll be watching "Family Guy." But still.