Brad Garrett's Blind Dates, The TV Show

I know I'm supposed to support digital entertainment, online video and all that good stuff. It helps pay the bills here at MeeVee. It's just like children, in that it's the future. Still, I just want to run shrieking in horror from the latest such venture. It's called "Dating Brad Garrett," and it's coming to a computer or cellphone near you this fall, via Crackle, Hulu, YouTube, V Cast and more. That's right. The giant, hulking, sulking manchild of "Everybody Loves Raymond" and the current "'Til Death" will be dating 10 women found via online search, and you can go along for all the fun. This goes to prove several things, from the old truism that celebrities are desperately fucked up and deeply needy to, well, ... actually I guess that's about all it proves.