"Dancing With The 'Star Wars' Stars." OMFG.
This theme-park video from a "Star Wars Weekend" at Disney's Hollywood Studios is, well, special. Anyone who would like to take a crack at the semiotics of a theme park stage show imitating a TV reality show while using characters from the "Star Wars" movies dancing to music from the '80s ("Footloose," "Thriller") is encouraged to do so in the comments. I would really like this explained to me so maybe I can stop seeing it every time I close my eyes. Whimper.
Tip of the crack pipe to TV By The Numbers for putting this horror in my head.




This is quite possibly the saddest thing I have ever seen -- ever. I swear, this is the 7th sign. the Carrot Top movie... the BillyBass... Reality TV... I'm waiting for the sky to turn crimson and overnight brimstone showers to be in the forecast for tonight. Rapture ahead; expect delays.
Posted by: itburnout | June 19, 2008 at 01:09 PM